If NBA Players Were Bro Country Artists

"Shae's gone country!"

In honor of the NBA Finals and festival season here in Nashville, Nate and I stretched our creative brainpower to the absolute MAX. We dreamed up a world where basketball’s greatest players decided to make a career pivot to 2025 bro country. We asked ourselves: Would they keep their names? Or would they need to Bryan-ize themselves (a la Zach Bryan, Luke Bryan, and 100s of others)?

Mostly: Are Nate and Julia ok?

Without further ado, here we go.

If NBA Players Were Bro Country Artists

1. Koby Bryant

2. Brion Williamson

3. LeBryon James

4. Brony James

5. Luka Bryan

6. Jalen Brunyen

7. Bam AdeBryon

8. Jon Moran

9. Jayson Tatum

10. Jason Taytum

11. Trae + Young

12. Shay + Gill

13. Jimmy Butler

14. Chris Paul

15. Paul George

Did we miss any? Add in the comments.